Laughter is a cure for many ills. Read the jokes below and decide which joke is the funniest. Explain why you thought it was funny. Add your own joke, but be sure to make it appropriate.
Teacher: Last night I had a dream that I ate a huge marshmallow
Student: And what happened next?
Teacher: I woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!
Q: Who earns a living driving their customer's away?
A: A taxi cab driver.
A: A taxi cab driver.
A girl came home from school.
Her mother asked, "Dear How was your first day at school?"And the girl replied, "First day? You mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: The word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: The word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
source: http://academictips.org/blogs/jokes-for-kids/
i think the first joke was funny.i said the first joke because the boy told his teacher that he dreamed of marshmellows and OMG he ate his pillow!!!!
ReplyDeleteok heres my joke:three guys walk in a bar there names are Doh Rey and Me
the third guy is ugly whats his name?
his name is Fa because do re me fa sol la ti do
Deletedaniela cruz 53
Daniela there where only three people to choose from doh re and me
Deleteyou where supposed to say me which means you called yourself ugly
haha
betsaida cruz
53
My favorite joke was the first one because the teacher said to the student i had a dream that i ate a mashmellow and when i awaked it was gone and pillows are white and so are mashmellows. I actully dont have a joke sooooooooooooooooo.
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Brianna berry 53 I think that the funniest joke was the last one and it said what is the longest word in the dictionary and the answer was smile because there is a mile in every s. I laughed a lot because of it. Here is my joke: why did the chicken learn how to speak and learn how to use the phone? Because he wanted to talk to his friends so he would not have to walk across the street.
ReplyDeleteI think that my is that the teacher was found eating her pillow.
ReplyDeleteHere's my joke:Why did the farmer have arms in his farm? Because he was a F-ARMER :D -Litzy Rodriguez 53
Wow that funnay
Deleteowow soooo funny
DeleteMy favorite was the 3 one.It was funny because she though she did not have to go to school no more. this is my joke Why cant they play poker in the juggle......................... because theirs to many cheetahs.
ReplyDeletemy favorite one was the forth one.It mad me juggle and laugh in my head i like it so much i just want to blast out laughing agian but i van't because i'm in class and i can't laugh in class our i'm going to get in trouble.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite joke was the 3rd and the 4th one . If I were to make up a joke it would be like this :
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Why did the gum cross the road ?
Answer:Because it was stuck to a boys shoe.
SUSANA HERNANDEZ , 51
Why did you like it?
DeleteAlexia Senchanthisai Sec 53 I thought all the jokes were hilarious, but I found the 3rd joke the most funniest! The girl thought she wouldn't have to go back to school after one day, HAHAHAH!!! That would be nice, but then we wouldn't learn much in only one day.
ReplyDeleteHere's my joke
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
********He had no body to go with!
I say the funnyist joke was the last joke was. The last one was the longest word in the dicionary wos smile because it has mile in it and that is clever and i kind of chukled alittel bite. My joke is(Wat word in the dicionaryrlates to reading?)
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I say the funniest joke was the last joke ,the lorgest word in the dictionary is smile because it has mile in it and that is clever and I kind of chuckelde alittel bite.My joke is Q(what word in the dicionary is related to reading?)
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Aleasapurce
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i think the first one is the funniest because that means their pillow is in their stomach!!! EWWWW!!! my joke is :why did the chicken cross the road???? answer: because it was being chased by a hungry mobe!!!!
ReplyDelete[ i love chicken ] Nicole Carolina Montoya Sandoval sec 53
Dora Johnson i posted 53:The first joke was funny.Why because sene the teacher was sleeping she did not know that she was eating her pillow.Another thing why that was funny is because now it is in her stomach,and because pillows are gross and not to eat.My joke is:knock knock who's there?Mary Mary who?Mary Christmas too you!!That is my joke and Mary Christmas!
ReplyDeleteI thought the one about the marshmallow dream was funny. I thought it was funny because the teacher ate her own pillow and thought in her dream that the pillow was a marshmallow. This is my joke its about Christmas: knock knock! who's there? frosty! frosty who? frosty the snow man. HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HO HO HO! make sure Rudolf the red nose reindeer is ready for Santa's sleigh. HA HA HA!!!! - Sarah Salazar sec. 53
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ReplyDeleteMy favorite joke is the first one because he actually ate his pillow thinking it was marshmellow.
MY joke: Father:HOW DO YOU LIKE COMING TO SCHOOL????
SON:THE going bit is fine,as is the coming home bit too,BUT I am
not too keen on the time between.